say it with pie

I just learned how to check out the site statistics for sayitwithpie.com and the results are somewhat discouraging but also hilarious. For instance, I have an average of 44.37 visits per day and supposedly only 30% of those hits are real people rather than bots, but at least one person has visited the site by searching the phrase "pie in panties."

Actually, some quick googling has revealed that this is the top search result for pie in panties. Amazing!

When people come here from other sites, they are mostly coming from my Facebook profile page, my Torontoist profile, and Christopher Bird's site (thanks Bird).

The average time spent reading the site is 339 seconds, which is actually pretty good news!

The most popular post is Beijing's Hottest Babies in Jars, followed by CBC Test the Nation Promo Photo, with 10,000 BC just behind it.

I have a lot of hits from China, which must be my mom. Hi mom!

My hits nearly tripled after posting the names of the Test the Nation bloggers, which means that my diabolical plan worked. Let's try this again: paris hilton naked, heath ledger's corpse, hot sluts on motorcycles, lindsay lohan arrested, barrack obama muslim, hamster dance, peanut butter cookie recipe, back to the future part four.