say it with pie

I thought it would be kind of fun to share the more hilarious and interesting parts of my website stats every couple months or so, like I did back in January.

The average time spent reading the site went from 339 seconds to 379 seconds, which I'm sure is very impressive. But sadly, I've been bumped to second place in the Google search rankings for the phrase "pie in panties."

Still, the bulk of my hits come from Bird's site, Mighty God King, so I owe him a beer.

My two most viewed posts are 10,000 B.C. and Sticking it to the Much.

Most searches that direct readers to the site come from the phrase "little lolitas," which is kind of disturbing but probably not that surprising, or some variation on "10,000 B.C." Others include: lilo and steak cooking games, muchmusic sucks, sweet valley high face transplant, mennonites tampons, giant knit vagina, what do art historians do? (I don't know what to tell you), what's worse garden state or juno? (Also a tough one, probably Garden State).