May 25, 2008

Creepiest Moment in This Month's Issue of Fashion

Flip to p.108, where Fashion talks to "a few of the city's coolest men about what they find truly alluring in a woman."

Fashion asks their round table of investor/new media-types who they would rather go out on a date with: Elisha Cuthbert, Belinda Stronach, Perdita Felicien, Estella Warren, or Alanis Morisette. Jeremy*, age 37, says, "Elisha Cuthbert. I've had a thing for her since she was on Popular Mechanics for Kids." Ewwwwwwwwww.

Okay, so I looked into it, and Elisha Cuthbert was not 13-years-old when she starred on PMK like I first though, but was 15 when the show started and 18 when it ended. Which isn't quite as gross, I suppose. However, at one point, Jeremy would have been 26-year-old lusting after a 15-year-old. I'm not really sure that "one of the city's coolest men" would admit that.

Think about it...

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Yup, still creepy.

* Last name omitted here yet printed in the article, if you're really interested.

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Comments: 5 so far

May 25, 2008 5:41 PM

Ken said:

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Okay, I've had a crush on Elisha since the PMK days, but a quick IMdB search tells me that I'm only 22 days only than her. So I'm safe.

Also: she's from Calgary? Holy crap dude, that's only like 4 hours away from me!

May 25, 2008 5:58 PM

Karen said:

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Oh, you are so safe. That other dude is not.

Also, she only dates hockey players, so you are shit out of luck.

May 26, 2008 9:26 AM

Will O'Neill said:

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I didn't really find her attractive until she was in The Girl Next Door, and stripping, and pumping her ass at a camera. I was licking the floor like a dog, it was so hot.

But those other guys who liked her before that? They're sick fucks.

May 28, 2008 5:23 PM

Adam said:

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I have had a crush on Ken since Elisha's PMK days, but I have found that he is only 541 days older than him, so I think I am safe.

May 29, 2008 12:40 PM

beth maher said:

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Oh, Fashion. You are such a bad, bad magazine. That article read like a bad feature in Maxim. A BAD feature in MAXIM!

I would rather read Toro.

Too bad I get it for free. It is such a waste of trees.

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