Overheard at Hollywood Gelato
On the patio at Hollywood Gelato on a sunny Saturday afternoon.
Guy #1: "Yeah, last night I met David Archuleta."
Guy #2: "Who?"
Guy #1: "Oh you know, that little faggot from American Idol."
Pete, Andrew, Courtney and I were attempting to have a conversation over Guy #1's exceptionally loud speaking voice but when he dropped that little hate-bomb, we all just stopped and stared, our gelato-filled mouths agape.
Andrew: (quietly) "It's always pretty jarring to hear someone to deliver a word like that laced with such hatred."
We nodded in agreement, searching for a place to pick up our conversation again. But Guy #1 loudly interrupted...
Guy #1: "Yeah, his father was a total psycho. He was constantly at his side, giving him all this advice on how to do things and how to sing."
Guy #2: "Where where you?"
Guy #1: "At the Air Canada Centre for American Idol Live. After the show, the top 10 travel around and do concerts, right?"
Okay, wait a second, Guy #1. You're going to call some random C-list teen celebrity a faggot at the top of your lungs in a busy public place, and then admit that you were actually there to see him sing Neil Diamond covers at $90 a ticket?
Think about it.
Yep, you are a douche.
July 28, 2008 11:21 AM
Andrew said:
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Yup - nothing stranger than a self-hating homosexual. Or at the very least a homophobic metrosexual...