Blogs that Rock: White Whine
Ever since Stuff White People Like became famous, white people just can’t get enough of poking fun at people’s whiteness. Myself included!
“Ha ha! I totally am a privileged twat!”
Enter White Whine, which offers its readers a new white person complaint for every day of the week. It includes such gems as:
“Ugh, none of the pockets on these vintage jeans are the right size for my BlackBerry.”
“Whoever invented clamshell packaging should be shot.”
“You have to take a fifty, it’s legal currency!”
“I hate that Fiji water is square-shaped. It won’t fit in my cup holder.”
“I am so sick of domestic travel.”
“I don’t know, I just don’t feel ‘connected’ to the new Top Chef judge.”
“Well, call this evening ruined. Why do they even stock The Dark Knight in full screen?”
Lulz abound.