Caturday, May 16
Dear Charlie,
Being a cat: UR DOIN IT WRONG.
Seriously, he refuses to get along with neighbour cat Sophie, yet I wake up this morning to find him cavorting on the patio with a baby squirrel like it’s no big thing. In this photo the squirrel is in the midst of a quick exit but, about five seconds before, they were chilling on the railing, watching the birds like best friends.
I am not down with cat-squirrel friendships. Squirrels dig up my herb garden.
Sophie killed a squirrel the other day, Charlie. You could learn a thing or two from her.